brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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