How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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