saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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