if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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