Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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