it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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