Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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