put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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