Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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