I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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