New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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