So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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