just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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