I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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