It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my being single is dangerous.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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