I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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