Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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