I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
