I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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