I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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