Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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