I bet he comes in French.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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