its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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