Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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