you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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