Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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