He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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