I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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