Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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