This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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