Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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