Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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