dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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