He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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