is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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