Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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