i think i have herpe
just one?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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