what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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