i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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