my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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