There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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