your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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