My hand turned me down
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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