my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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