I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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