I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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