I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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