sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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