I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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