Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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