I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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